Let’s start with a joke.
How many people with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?
-Oooh Squirrel!
I have no judgment towards those with ADD…in fact, I suffer
from this as well (ask anyone that knows me). Although, I’m more distracted by
shiny objects…Oooh sparkles! But, I do have judgment towards those that seem to
only have ADD moments while I’m talking… and seem completely focused when they
are. Let’s not blame ADD on this...this is just bad social behavior.
I met The Squirrel online. We met the first time at the dog
park. This was very smart on his part...you can’t help to be distracted...with
dogs (and sometimes squirrels) running all over. And, there will be no concerns if the guy
accidentally gets distracted…and forgets his wallet. All in all, the first date
went well…as well as can be expected…I guess. The truth is, I am newly single
and struggling to get past who I was with.
I’m sure you’re wondering why I am even dating in the first place? It’s
probably a better idea, to heal from the last relationship, before trying to
dive into a new one. I guess this is how I deal with break ups. My Ex didn’t just come out and say he didn’t want
to be with me…but, his actions told me this…so I’m feeling rejected. And when you’re
feeling rejected…what better way to feel better than to get lots of attention
elsewhere? I know, this doesn’t actually work…but if you have read any of these
other blogs…I don’t learn my lesson. I will just keep banging my head against
the wall…wondering why my head hurts. Anyways, the point is…I’m having a hard
time getting excited about anyone right now….there was so much I adored in my
ex… Although, not sure that The Squirrel was a good test to prove that no one
can compare.
After the dog park date, I left feeling quasi hopeful. He is
attractive, tall…seemed to be funny. And, asked to see me again. Not a bad
start.
A couple days after our first date, he called to make plans
for a second date. The phone call was awkward. He didn’t laugh at any of my
super funny jokes. He barely talked at all...except to somewhat suggest a next date.
He suggested we grab a drink…and suggested we head to a bar that I had
mentioned. He said he would pick me up. Normally, I don’t allow this…but
apparently had a lapse of judgment, and agreed to the ride. So the date was
planned.
The day of the second (and last) date came. He picked me up
on time…which always impresses me. So far, so good. On the way to the bar, he
frantically starts looking through his car…and says that he forgot his wallet. How
convenient. Although, he did have twenty dollars on him. He seemed convincing.
It seemed this was really just an ADD moment...not planned. So I said I could
pay. I didn’t expect for him to drink more than me (he was driving), or want
dinner too.
We get to the bar; have a few drinks (he had more than a
few). He liked to talk...which I love. I like chatty boys…but I also don’t want
to be talked at. Once in awhile, it’s nice to have questions asked…ya know,
showing a little interest. Every story he told, he was focused…not distracted
by everything going on around us. Anytime, I would comment or share my own
story, he would look around and then blame his ADD. Hmm…seems convenient.
After a few drinks, and lots of stories of his party past,
filled with lots and lots of drugs (not my thing). He asked if I wanted to get
dinner. So, sweet of him to offer…since I would be paying. But, I thought
getting some food in him before he drives me home would be a great idea….not to
mention, I’m sure he had the munchies.
We walk to a restaurant, and a guy in front of us, held the
door open. The squirrel just walks right in…in front of me. It has become clear…I
am the man on this date.
So we eat, he orders with no concern of me paying…and orders
another drink. I hope he is enjoying his free night out! At this point…I’m over
it. I was ready to go. I was worried about him driving…but I thought it was
worth the risk. I didn’t want to have to spend any more time listening to him
talk, or take the chance he would suggest more ideas for me to pay for.
Luckily, I made it home…safe and sound…and wondering if this
need for attention to help me recover from my last rejection…is worth the risk.
…..I have a feeling something shiny will come around and
fool me to keep going though.
Ugh, Dat…..Oooh Squirrel!